Family, Children, Aging and Genes
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| I can live with fear - as long as she lets me go to the races | |
| Driver Carries No Cash - He's Married | Thanks, Russ G., Portland Oregon, who "saw this on on a White Panel Van about a year ago. (Right after my divorce so it really made me laugh.)" |
| Survival of the Silliest | Thanks, Steve S., for pointing out www.lovebumps.com, November 2000. |
| Get Even ! Live long enough to become a problem to your kids. | Thanks, Paul in the UK, December 2000. |
| Proud to be a mammal. | Thanks, Jack C., November 2000. |
| Because I'm the Mom, that's why! | Thanks, Camille, October 2000. |
| You Want Breakfast in Bed, sleep in the Kitchen | Love offerings. Thanks, Bob, May 2000. |
| Discourage inbreeding: Ban Country Music | Thanks, ZQ! April 2000. |
| My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her... or something like that. | Washington Post's Best Bumperstickers of 1999. (Thanks to my own Pa for sending 'em in, February 2000!) |
| Get a New Car for Your Spouse. It'll Be a Great Trade | Washington Post's Best Bumperstickers of 1999. (Thanks to my own Pa for sending 'em in, February 2000!) |
| Love May Be Blind, But Marriage Is a Real Eye Opener | Washington Post's Best Bumperstickers of 1999. (Thanks to my own Pa for sending 'em in, February 2000!) |
| In Dog Years, I'm Dead | Washington Post's Best Bumperstickers of 1999. (Thanks to my own Pa for sending 'em in, February 2000!) |
| First National Bank of Dad; Sorry, Closed | Washington Post's Best Bumperstickers of 1999. (Thanks to my own Pa for sending 'em in, February 2000!) |
| Senior Citizen: Give Me My Damn Discount | Washington Post's Best Bumperstickers of 1999. (Thanks to my own Pa for sending 'em in, February 2000!) |
| My Mother Is a Travel Agent for Guilt Trips | Washington Post's Best Bumperstickers of 1999. (Thanks to my own Pa for sending 'em in, February 2000!) |
| Celibacy is not Hereditary | Thanks, Kathy S., November 1999., |
| How's your wife and my kids? | Thanks, Kathy S., November 1999. |
| Old age comes at a bad time | Thanks, Blade K., Sept 1999 |
| If They Take Your Child Away Ask For A JURY Trial | Thanks, John J., Sept. 1999. This is a pretty odd one... do you laugh or wince? |
| Your Dad Should've Pulled Out! | Thanks, John J., Sept. 1999 |
| My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom | |
| I suffer from CRS (can't remember shit) | Thanks, Neil H., April 1999 |
| Wrinkled Was Not One Of The Things I Wanted To Be When I Grew Up | Thanks, Kathy S., March 1999 |
| Happiness Is Seeing Your Mother-In-Law On A Milk Carton | Thanks, Kathy S., March 1999 |
| Husband And Cat Lost... Reward For Cat | Thanks, Kathy S., March 1999 |
| Money Isn't Everything, But it Sure Keeps the Kids In Touch | Thanks, Dave N., March 1999. |
| The more you complain, the longer God lets you live. | Emailed by my friend Swifti, June 1998. |
| The older you get, the better you realize you were. | From Tony, via Kathy S., July 1998. |
| The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. | Cecilia sent this, February 1999. |
| Adult child of alien invaders. | Thanks, Kathy S., January 1999. |
| Adults are just kids who owe money. | Thanks, Kathy S., January 1999. |
| Age is a very high price to pay for maturity. | From Tony, via Kathy S., July 1998. |
| Clones are people two. | Emailed by my friend Sue H., April 1998. |
| If I want to hear the pitter patter of little feet, I'll put shoes on my cat. | Thanks, Kathy S., January 1999. |
| Never raise your hands to your kids; it leaves your groin unprotected. | From physics student Andrew K., March 1999. |
| Mean People Produce Little Mean People. | Seen outside of Boston, December 1998. |
| Get with the Phylum! | Has a picture of a backbone. Seen in Maine, August 1998. |
| Enjoy Wildlife - Have Kids! | Thanks, Alida M., June 1998 |
| I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar | |
| Value all families (rainbow colored) | |
| Love is all it takes to make a family | |
| Happy childhoods last a lifetime-prevent child abuse | |
| Children are people, too | |
| Kids need encouragement everyday | |
| I embarrass my offspring | |
| Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake | |
| Be nice to your kids, thyre' the ones who'll choose your nursing home. | Thanks, Marcin, January 2000. |
| YOU! Out of the gene pool! | Parade Magazine, Sunday October 5, 1997, and John S., June 1998. |
| We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse. |