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| If Atlatls were outlawed, only outlaws would have Atlatls | Thanks, Kerry O., February 2001, who adds the clarifying definition that an atlatl is a primitive weapon, a "spear thrower." |
| University of Smith and Wesson | Thanks, Melissa G., January 2001. |
| Ted Kennedy killed more people with his car than I have with my handgun. | Thanks, Bill P., November 2000. |
| Cum catapult proscript erat, tum soli poscript catapultas habebunt. |
(If catapults are outlawed, only outlaws will have catapults) Thanks, Kerry O., September 2000. |
| Greenpiece (with a picture of a green handgun) | Thanks, Kerry O., September 2000. |
| Body piercing by Smith & Wesson | Thanks Richard H., June 2000. |
| I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit. | Washington Post's Best Bumperstickers of 1999. (Thanks to my own Pa for sending 'em in, February 2000!) |
| Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window | Thanks, Dave Norton, October 1999. |
| My President is Charlton Heston | Thanks, Tucson Jim, July 2000 |
| If you love something, set it free....if it doesn't come back, hunt it down and kill it! | Sticker on the side of a coon dog cage Polkville, NC. Thanks, Mark L., January 1999. |
| Fight Crime: Shoot Back! | From physics student Andrew K., March 1999. |
| I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. | From Shirley M., November 1998. |
| If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, riddle them with bullets | From physics student Andrew K., March 1999. |
| Rainy days and automatic weapons always get me down. | Emailed by my friend Swifti, June 1998. |
| Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. | Emailed by my friend Swifti, June 1998. |
| Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. | Cecilia sent this, February 1999. |
| WARNING! Driver only carries $20 in ammunition | Emailed by my friend Swifti, June 1998. |
| Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them? | From Tony, via Kathy S., July 1998. |
| If you can read this, you are in range. | Thanks, Brandy T., Feb 1999, who writes "This one is on the trailer for my friends' Civil War cannons - which they load backwards, facing the car behind! They don't get tailgated...." I bet not! |
| It's easier to child-proof your gun than to bullet-proof your child. | Thanks to my sister-in-law for the FIRST SUBMISSION of 1999! |
| The Second Amendment: The Right to Bear Surface-to-Air Missiles. | Seen outside Manchester NH, August 1998. |
| An armed society is a polite society. | Thanks, Time A., July 1998 |
| Notice: Driver only carries $20 in ammunition. | Thanks to my old friend Jenny PTW, February 2000. |
| Driver carries less than $20… IN AMMUNITION | Thanks, Mike K., July 1998 |
| Guns shoot kids | Thanks, Mark L., April 1998 |
| Guns don't kill people, postal workers do. | Thanks, Mark L., April 1998 |
| I just got a gun for my wife - good trade. | Thanks, "darkivan" from TN, 3/1998. |
| Support your right to arm bears. | |
| Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms! | Thanks, K. Slade, Dec 1997 |
| I'm Pro-Choice. I choose to - eat meat - hunt -fish - trap- wear fur | |
| Law of the Old West: Smith and Wesson beats four aces | Thanks, Bruce McIntosh, 11/1997 |
| Keep Honking - I'm Reloading. | Thanks! "dornbush" in SG, CA, 9/1997 |
| American Patriot - #1 Endangered Species | |
| (Handgun W/slash Through It) | |
| Do You Trust Your Government? | |
| God, Guts and Guns keep America free | |
| Gun Owners Do It With More Bang! | |
| Guns Don't Kill - Taxes Do! | |
| Gun control: simple solutions for simple minds | |
| Gun control means using both hands | |
| Happiness is a belt-fed weapon | |
| Help Criminals - BAN GUNS | |
| I Love Assault Rifles | |
| I Love Assault Weapons | |
| I Love Machine Guns | |
| I still miss my ex-husband, but my aim is getting better | |
| Imagine No Handguns | |
| In Guns We Trust - E Pluribus Bang | |
| Invest In America - Buy A Smith & Wesson | |
| It's The Criminals - Stupid | |
| Kill It & Grill It | |
| My Wife? Yes. My Dog? Maybe. My Gun? Never. | |
| Only Crooked Politicians Fear Armed Citizens | |
| Piss Off The liberals - Buy a Gun | |
| Remember Waco | |
| Spotted Owls Taste Great | |
| Stop Gun Control - Because Freedom is a Terrible Thing to Waste | |
| This Car Insured By Smith and Wesson | |
| Will Work For Ammo | |
| Guns Don't Kill - Taxes Do! | |
| I Love My Country - But I Fear My Government | |
| Slaves "R" Us - The New World Order | |
| USSA - United Socialist States of America | |
| USSR - United States Socialist Republic |