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Last time religion was mixed with politics, people got burned at the stake. Thanks, "RisaN14", March 2002.
Don't like abortion? Then get a vasectomy! Thanks, Doug from Issaquah WA, January 2001.
Legalize Freedom Thanks, Berneice H., December 2000.
If the people would lead, the leaders would follow Thanks, Sheri, November 2000, who wishes she could find this one again.
Free Tibet - One in every specially marked package! Thanks, Bill H., September 2000.
Spandex is a privilege not a RIGHT Thanks, Justin L., September 2000, from Southern Oregon University.
Ignorance should be painful Thanks, Dave, July 2000, who saw this in Atlanta.
Label jars not people.  
Bikes / Cars: Same Roads, Same Laws Thanks, Larry S., March 2000.
Kill Your Television Thanks, Larry S., March 2000.
Sure you can trust the government! Just ask an Indian! Washington Post's Best Bumperstickers of 1999. (Thanks to my own Pa for sending 'em in, February 2000!)
Don't persecute me for your ignorance. Thanks, Steve C., December 1999.
People who think they know everything are the easiest to fool. Thanks, Kathy S., November 1999.
Just because you're smart does not mean that the other guy is stupid. Thanks, Kathy S., November 1999.
If I wanted to hear from an asshole... I'd fart (_!_) From Lynn in Texas, April 2000.
Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot. Cecilia sent this, February 1999.
Everybody repeat after me: We are all individuals From Shirley M., November 1998.
Everyone is entitled to my opinion. Emailed by my friend Sue H., April 1998.
Fight for your right to read. Thanks, Robert C., December 1998.
For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism. Cecilia sent this, February 1999.
Mean people rule! Emailed by my friend Swifti, June 1998.
Mean people's farts stink Thanks, "Buttercup1585," January 2001.
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. From Tony, via Kathy S., July 1998.
Free your mind of racism. Thanks, Robert C., December 1998.
Another Straight White Male against racism,homophobia and sexism. Thanks, Robert C., December 1998.
Indians, America's Real Founding Fathers. Thanks, Robert C., December 1998.
Adultery is not a family value Kathy S., the D.C. Collection, Feb 1999.
Errors have been made. Others will be blamed. Thanks, Kathy S., January 1999.
Keep government out of the bedroom. Thanks, Robert C., December 1998.
Keep government out of your billfold and your bedroom. Vote libertarian! Thanks, Robert C., December 1998.
Legalize sex between consenting adults. Thanks, Robert C., December 1998.
Lobotomies for Democrats: It's the law. Cecilia sent this, February 1999.
Love thy first admendment. Thanks, Robert C., December 1998.
My family values the right to read. Thanks, Robert C., December 1998.
No special rights for right-wing christians. Thanks, Robert C., December 1998.
Return to traditional values. Give the indians land back! Thanks, Robert C., December 1998.
Return to traditional values. Send the white christians home. Thanks, Robert C., December 1998.
Screw family values jesus was a bachelor. Thanks, Robert C., December 1998.
Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark. Cecilia sent this, February 1999.
Shoot rapists not herion. Thanks, Robert C., December 1998.
Single people have values too. Thanks, Robert C., December 1998.
Stop Hate Politics! Thanks, Robert C., December 1998.
Stop Racism Thanks, Robert C., December 1998.
Support your local public library. Thanks, Robert C., December 1998.
When did my family values become any of your damn business? Thanks, Robert C., December 1998.
Worry about your own damn family values! Thanks, Robert C., December 1998.
Anarchists of the World: UNITE! Seen outside of Boston, August 1998.
Dyslexics of the World: UNTIE!  
Good people come in all Colors. Thanks, Adah Marie H., August 1998.
Illiterate? Write for free help... Thanks, Fran McH., August 1998.
It's not your money, it's THEIRS... THE-IRS! Thanks, Dave N., August 1998.
When I become Führer, things are gonna change! Thanks, Justin H., July 1998.
Property is Theft Thanks, Mike H., July 1998.
Beware of the power of stupid people in large groups Thanks, Jacki B., June 1998.
SHOOT PUSHERS; NOT DOPE!  
People Against Nude Chimps.  
Commie Bore  
Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... till you can find a rock.  
Fight Racism  
Courtesy Is Contagious  
Strive To Be Unique - Find Yourself Alone  
Fight Prime Time, Read A Book  
Self Righteousness. The Unforgivable Sin  
Never take away hope. It's all that some people have. (Sheesh. This is the most touchy-feely sticker yet logged.)
LOVE SEES ALL COLOR  
ERASE HATE  
There are Neanderthals among us even now  
Speak your mind, even if your voice shakes  
Who Owns You?  
Subvert the dominant paradigm  
Attitudes are the real disability  
Encourage your hopes not your fears  
Hate free zone  
Diversity is our strength  
Honor diversity  
Reality is when it happens to you  
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy. Thanks, K. Slade, Dec 1997
The most radical thing we can do is introduce people to one another. My heart is bleeding.
If you ain't makin' waves, you ain't kickin' hard enough! Thanks, K. Slade. Dec 1997
Defunding Education Is Defeating The Future  
Education Prevents Prisons  
If You Think Education Is Expensive Try Ignorance  
0ink If You Love Rush  
0rganize  
Abolish Racism  
Action=Life Silence=Death  
America - Land Of Opportunists  
Arms Are For Hugging (w/Handgun With Slash Thru It)  
Boost The Stockmarket - Fire Someone  
Boycott Wal-mart  
Cure Aids  
Dare to keep kids off drugs  
Dare To Keep The CIA Off Drugs  
Dare To Speak The Truth To Power  
Domestic Violence Feeds On Silence  
Don't Legislate Hate. Fight The Right  
End Racism  
Everyone Makes A Difference  
Fight Racism  
Flush Rush  
Free Leonard Peltier  
Friends Don't Let Friends Vote Republican  
Fulfill The Dream (w/Martin Luther King Jr.)  
Fundamentalism Stops A Thinking Mind  
Good Shit Happens  
Good Things Happen  
Have You Been Limbaughtomized?  
Health Care Is A Right Not A Privilege  
Homeopathy Heals Harmlessly  
Homophobia Is A Social Disease  
Honor Treaty Rights  
Housing Is A Right Not A Privilege  
Hugs Not Drugs  
I Believe Rush Limbaugh...2+2=5  
I Love My Country - But Fear My Government  
I make shit happen  
I Think, Therefore I Don't Listen To Rush Limbaugh  
I'd Rather Be Smashing Imperialism  
If God Had Intended Us To Vote - We'd Have Been Given Candidates  
If Progress Means To Move Forward, What Does Congress Mean?  
If Rush Is Right, I'll Take What's Left  
If The People Lead Eventually The Leaders Will Follow  
If You Can't Change Your Mind Are You Sure You Still Have One?  
If You Think The System Is Working Ask Someone Who Isn't  
I'm Straight But Not Narrow  
Invest In America...Buy A Congressman  
Just Say No To One Word Solutions  
Kids Need Praise Every Day  
Kill Your Television  
Let's Cure Aids  
Live Simply That Others My Simply Live  
Lobotomies For Republicans - It's The Law  
Love Makes A Family  
Love Shouldn't Kill, Help Prevent And Cure Aids  
May All Be Fed, End World Hunger  
Mute Newt  
National Health Care Now  
Never Doubt That A Small Group Of Committed Citizens Can Change The World  
New World Order Same Old Lies  
Newt Happens  
No One Is Free When Others Are Oppressed  
Nobody For President  
None For The Road  
Peace is Disarming  
Politicians And Diapers Need To Be Changed - Often For The Same Reason  
Poverty Is Violence  
Practice Random Kindness & Senseless Acts Of Beauty  
Practice Principled Acts of Self Interest and Ruthless Logic Thanks, Kerry O., September 2000.
Practice random acts of intelligence & senseless acts of self control. Thanks, Kathy S., January 1999.
Practice Random and Senseless Acts Thanks, Lisa S., March 1998. I LOVE a good "answer" bumper sticker.
Question Assumptions  
Question Authority  
Question Reality  
Robin Hood Was Right  
Rush Is Reich  
RUSH is RIGHT!  
RUSH is RIGHTEOUS!  
RUSH is WRONG!  
Shit Happens  
Single Payer Health Care  
Stop Hate Crimes Honor Diversity  
Stop Racist Attacks  
Subvert The Dominant Paradigm  
Support Free South Africa  
Support Your Local Economy, Sustainable Economic Power Begins At Home  
The Artless Are In Charge Of Funding The Arts  
The Death Penalty Is Dead Wrong  
The Media Are Only As Liberal As The Conservative Businesses That Own Them  
The More You Know The Less You Need  
The Most Violent Element In Society Is Ignorance  
The Right Is Wrong  
The Road To Hell Is Paved With Republicans  
There's No Government Like No Government  
U.S. Spends More In 5 Hours On Defense Than In 5 Years On Healthcare  
Under Republicans, Man Exploited Man. Under Democrats, Its Just The Opposite  
Unite Against Racism  
Who Owns You?  
Why Do We Kill People Who Kill People To Show That Killing People Is Wrong?  
A Closed Mind Is A Wonderful Thing To Lose  
Attitudes Are The Real Disability  
Better A Bleeding Heart Than None At All  
Celebrate Diversity  
Celebrate Perversity Saw this near Boston, May 1999. People are tooooo funny.
Columbus Did Not Discover The New World He Invaded It!  
Equal Rights Are Not Special Rights  
Fight Aids Not People With Aids  
Happy Childhoods Last A Lifetime...Prevent Child Abuse  
Keep Working: Millions On Welfare Are Depending On You  
If You're Not Outraged, You're Not Paying Attention  
It's Never OK To Hit A Child  
Just Say No To Ritalin  
Lead, Follow, Or Get Out Of The Way  Thanks, Edwin P., November 2000.
Minds Are Like Parachutes - They Only Function When Open  
Television Is Drugs  
Blow up your TV  
Television Ruined My Life  
Turn off TV Turn on life  
THINK GLOBALY, ACT LOCALLY  
THE FREEMEN, SHOULDN'T BE  
O.J. - GUILTY!  
LEAVE O.J. ALONE!  
FEAR SOCIALISM  
LOCALIZE GOVERNMENT  
ENOUGH WITH THE RIBBONS ALREADY!  
Visualize World Peace Thanks, Carl H. for your 8/87 email.
Visualize Whirled Peas Thanks again, Carl H. for your 8/87 email.
Visualize World Peas (This is how it was shown on the on-line bumper sticker page. Misprint, or intentional?)
Live Simply So That Others May Simply Live  
No One Is Free When Others Are Oppressed  
You Cannot Simultaneously Prevent And Prepare For War (Einstein photo)  
Think Globally - Act Locally  
It Will Be A Great Day When Our Schools Get All The Money They Need and The Air Force Has to Hold a Bake Sale To Buy A Bomber Thanks, " QcOnGrEsS7," November 1999.
I Love My Country - But Fear My Government  
Dare to Keep the CIA Off Drugs  
Rush is Reich  
Oink if You (heart) Rush  
Flush Rush  
Will Be President For Food  
Media Are Only As Liberal As The Conservative Businesses That Own Them  
The Arts Are Not A Luxury  


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